CATSCAN
GENERAL HOSPITAL
DEPARTMENT OF ONCHAIN MEDICINE
THE SCAN ALWAYS COMES BACK BULLISH
OFFICIAL PATIENT ID:
CAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSCAN
MEET MR. CATSCAN
MR. CATSCAN IS A MEMECOIN TRADER.
Unfortunately, he is also an idiot.After years of buying tops, refusing to sell and asking where Dev, his doctors recommended immediate medical attention.His scan results were conclusive.
HOW DOES A CATSCAN WORK?
1. BUY SOMETHING QUESTIONABLE
2. ENTER THE SCANNER
3. RECEIVE DIAGNOSIS
4. IGNORE MEDICAL ADVICE
CATSCAN SCANNER
DEPARTMENT OF ONCHAIN MEDICINE
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CATSCAN GENERAL HOSPITAL
DEPARTMENT OF ONCHAIN MEDICINE
NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. PROBABLY NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE EITHER.